Table of Contents

February 1976

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Features

Planet X! We’re Waiting for You!

That’s the message Ray Stanford sends nightly into outer space; so far no one has answered.

A Homesick Texan’s Guide to New York

The Bronx is up and the Battery’s down and there are little bits of Texas all over the place.

The Dream House of H. Allen Smith

When a noted American humorist retired to Alpine, the joke was on him.

The 1976 Bum Steer Awards

We spotlight the follies and foibles of our state that will go down in history—way down.

Why Does Dolph Briscoe Want To Be Governor?

And when is he going to start?

Columns

Behind the Lines

Sports

What’s My Line?

Don’t bet your life—or your livelihood—on a football point spread.

Politics

Power Shift?

Who is Kirkpatrick Sale and why is he saying all those terrible things about us?

Books

Goyen, Goyen, Gone.

East Texas author William Goyen was more at home in the Fifties.

Dining Out

Remembrance of Things Pasta

Spaghetti Western: when it is good it is very good, and when it is bad it is soggy.

Performance

The Pit and the Podium

Lawrence Foster prepares for an encounter with Gustav Mahler.

Film

The Eyes Have It

It was a good month for Stanley Kubrick and a bad month for computers.

Performance

The Rock Road to Success

ZZ Top knew a good thing when they saw it: Texas.

Investments

On The Up And Up

You don’t have to like inflation to learn something from it.

Reporter

Miscellaneous

Contest

Chain gang.

Roar of the Crowd

Touts

Notes and bolts.