December 1982
Table of Contents
Features
The Ragged EdgeSoon there won’t be anyone left who wants to be a cop. How Safe Are You?Rating the police departments of Texas’ major cities. Coach Royal RegretsDoes Texas’ greatest college coach miss football? Nope. Piece by PieceOut of Texas’ ragbag history came the patchwork quilt, the product of cold winters, isolated homesteads, empty pocketbooks, and fertile minds. |
The Light Before ChristmasString the lights, hang the tinsel and the expense. It’s Christmas and the decorated homes of Texans are second to none. 281If you want to see the real Texas, don’t take the interstate. Texas Primer: The Comic TexanThe life and times of the cowboy-millionaire hero of a thousand postcards. |
Columns
Behind the LinesTen thousand doors. ArtTintypes And StormscapesA new book on the Amon Carter Museum’s photography collection chronicles one and a half colorful centuries of America in haunting black and white. Books…And To All A Good ReadReading aloud at Christmas charms the wiggliest kids and takes the humbug out of anyone. EducationThe Four R’sIn Corpus Christi’s schools, testing kids is as important as teaching them—which has greatly improved test scores but not the quality of public education. |
TheaterBringing Down The HouseThe board of the Dallas Theater Center is fighting with its stuck-in-a-rut staff to pull the company out of its decade of doldrums. Classical MusicHal-le-lu-jah!On Christmas Day, people all across the country can tune in to PBS to hear the Concert Chorale of Houston sing the Messiah. That’s reason to rejoice. MoviesTruth and Woolworth’sLife is false fronts and fantasies to the women who flock to a dusty Texas town in Robert Altman’s Com Back to the 5 & Dime Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean. The Missionary won’t convert you. Still of the Night is still, all right. |
Reporter
ReporterTexas Monthly ReporterSundown’s up and Morton’s down: Dallas is Texas’ most mental city; the Spurs are Texas’ most schizophrenic team; the Aggies are ushering in brave new world; Fort Worth is fixing to challenge Detroit. |
Miscellany
Roar of the CrowdPickens, pesos, and notes from the fringe. |
State SecretsBrown & Root looks for a way out; Mark White looks for a way in; who’s number one at UT; the Court of Criminal Appeals blows another one. |



