December 1984
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Features
Too Cool to Get MarriedIf marriage means commitment and trust, that’s fine. If it means never dancing in front of a Billy Idol video again, that’s no so fine. Is This All There Is?Tales of Houston as it faces life after the boom. So You Walk Into a Honky-Tonk and Some Three-Hundred-Pound Cowboy Says He Doesn’t Like Your Face. Now What?Honky-tonks: how to get in, how to get out. After MidnightHoliday clothes go to the Longhorn Ballroom as easily as to charity balls. |
Texas Primer: The Texas BragIt’s not quite a lie and not quite the truth. It’s a patriotic duty. Why They WonThe inside skinny on the elections. Western Art: BuckarooAn interpretation of a classic genre. The Great Texas Alligator HuntNow that alligators aren’t endangered, they’re game. So are Texas hunters. O Christmas TreeFor a perfectly decorated tree, call Tom Osborn. But only if money is no object. |
Columns
TexanaTrivial TexasThree Texas Trivia games separate Lone Star zealots from ordinary believers. Behind the LinesClap, clap, clap, clap. MoviesDouble TroubleBody Double settles for facile thrills; Comfort and Joy offers moments of magical bliss; The Little Drummer Girl is off-pitch. FatherhoodFishing with DadI took my son fishing because I wanted him to love the sport—and me. |
BooksBeyond KitschFrederick Barthelme’s first novel, Second Marriage, is a wondrous tale of love and absurdity set in the Gulf Coast suburbs. SoftwareScrolling Through the BibleThe Word Processor reveals the wisdom of the Good Book with a few keystrokes. SportsHas Success Spoiled Snook?After winning seven straight state basketball championships, the Snook Bluejays are learning that success has a flip side. Classical MusicClassical GlassThe Houston premiere of Phillip Glass’ Akhnaten was a grand opera. CrimePeddling ParanoiaSelling crime self-help devices has become a booming business. But do any of these gadgets really make us safer? |
Reporter
ReporterTexas Monthly ReporterKung’s underground hideaway; Dallas’ Cadillac wars; the Panhandle’s art terrorists; Houston’s poet-laureate; Austin’s airport quandary. |
Miscellaneous
Roar of the CrowdTouts |
PuzzleState SecretsA new law takes the driving out of DWI; a new battle brews on the Texas Supreme Court; Exxon gets rid of an old burden; so does Clinton Manges. |

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