ON THE COVER: Cover photography by Greg Stephens
December 1984
Table of Contents
Features
Too Cool to Get MarriedIf marriage means commitment and trust, that’s fine. If it means never dancing in front of a Billy Idol video again, that’s no so fine. Is This All There Is?Tales of Houston as it faces life after the boom. So You Walk Into a Honky-Tonk and Some Three-Hundred-Pound Cowboy Says He Doesn’t Like Your Face. Now What?Honky-tonks: how to get in, how to get out. After MidnightHoliday clothes go to the Longhorn Ballroom as easily as to charity balls. Texas Primer: The Texas BragIt’s not quite a lie and not quite the truth. It’s a patriotic duty. |
Why They WonThe inside skinny on the elections. Western Art: BuckarooAn interpretation of a classic genre. The Great Texas Alligator HuntNow that alligators aren’t endangered, they’re game. So are Texas hunters. O Christmas TreeFor a perfectly decorated tree, call Tom Osborn. But only if money is no object. |
Columns
Behind the LinesClap, clap, clap, clap. TexanaTrivial TexasThree Texas Trivia games separate Lone Star zealots from ordinary believers. MoviesDouble TroubleBody Double settles for facile thrills; Comfort and Joy offers moments of magical bliss; The Little Drummer Girl is off-pitch. FatherhoodFishing with DadI took my son fishing because I wanted him to love the sport—and me. BooksBeyond KitschFrederick Barthelme’s first novel, Second Marriage, is a wondrous tale of love and absurdity set in the Gulf Coast suburbs. |
SoftwareScrolling Through the BibleThe Word Processor reveals the wisdom of the Good Book with a few keystrokes. SportsHas Success Spoiled Snook?After winning seven straight state basketball championships, the Snook Bluejays are learning that success has a flip side. Classical MusicClassical GlassThe Houston premiere of Phillip Glass’ Akhnaten was a grand opera. CrimePeddling ParanoiaSelling crime self-help devices has become a booming business. But do any of these gadgets really make us safer? |
Reporter
ReporterTexas Monthly ReporterKung’s underground hideaway; Dallas’ Cadillac wars; the Panhandle’s art terrorists; Houston’s poet-laureate; Austin’s airport quandary. |
Miscellany
Roar of the CrowdTouts |
PuzzleState SecretsA new law takes the driving out of DWI; a new battle brews on the Texas Supreme Court; Exxon gets rid of an old burden; so does Clinton Manges. |



