July 1990
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Features
Texas HumorFrom Pecos Bill to nightclub comics, we’ve got lots to laugh about. Texas Humor: My Life As Joe Bob BriggsIt didn’t take me long to learn the ten lessons of stand-up comedy. Number one is, Prepare to die. Texas Humor: This Man Can Really Shoot BullWith his bust-a-gut jokes and cornpone tales, backwoods humorist Bob Murphey delivers a time gone by. Texas Humor: How Many Aggies . . .Did you hear the one about the eleven Aggies who told their favorite Aggie jokes? |
Texas Humor: Funny BusinessMaking a living is a laughing matter for these comic Texans. The Unholy Trinity“The heavens brought the rain, but Man brought the ruin.” Fence Me InTexans stake out their territory with conch shells, beer cans, and electric fans. Born to Be NaughtyTravels with Eric Kimmel, l’enfant terrible of Dallas, Paris, and Limoges jail. |
Columns
Behind the LinesA New LookLifestyleLosing ItSometimes, in the search for misplaced objects, we find things we didn’t know we were looking for. |
TexanaLittle House on the PlazaJohn Neely Bryan’s cabin may be a fake, but as Dallas’ only claim to the past, it’s a beloved fake. LiteratureGood-bye, Mr. BDonald Barthelme’s style could never be imitated, but if you listened to him, you could find your own. |
Reporter
ReporterState Wide Reporter: Cowboy JimFriendly Cowboy Jim gives San Antonio tourists what they want. ReporterState Wide Reporter: Bass Goes Fishing IIRobert Bass must sometimes wish he had coveted an easier takeover target than the Flordia company that owns the St. Petersburg Times. |
ReporterState Final: Summit ManiacsIn honor of the Economic Summit, Houstonians are cleaning up their act and driving themselves nuts. ReporterState Final: Inside JobDick Armey sneered at D.C.’s chummy politics. Then he found he liked being a member of the club. |
Miscellaneous
Roar of the CrowdBad KarmaState of the ArtNine-Year-Old Brent Cunningham just after his Red Brangus heifer placed second at the 1989 Austin Livestock Show and Rodeo. Photograph by Michael O’Brien |
DomainClear Winner; Aqua Viva Man; Take a Stand; Water Featured State FareState Fare: Four-Cheese PizzaEZ’s Brick Oven and Grill, 6498 N. New Braunfels Ave, San Antonio State SecretsThat Dog Won’t Hunt |

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