On Stage
December 7 and 8: Houston's DiverseWorks Artspace hosts Slump: The Christmas Show, a performance by the musical troupe Slump that turns the stage into a bizarre North Pole full of elf sweatshop laborers and perverted reindeer surrounded by gargantuan paintings of an inebriated Frosty the Snowman.
November 17-December 22: Dallas' Kitchen Dog Theater presents Reckless, a black comedy starring Tina Parker as Rachel, a suburban housewife who discovers on Christmas Eve that her husband has hired a hit man to kill her.
December 7-December 23: El Paso's Aardvark Theatre puts on Sorry, Wrong Chimney, a tale of a woman who suspects that her husbandwho is moonlighting as a department-store Santa so that he can buy her a fabulous presentis having an affair.
(See Dallas: Theater; El Paso: Theater; and Houston: Theater.)




