Yee-ha!

We Texans love to laugh—especially at ourselves. So read on for 200 classic jokes with a serious Texas accent.

Compiled by Anne Dingus

January 2002

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    Neal says: I wants the two hundred jokes (January 19th, 2011 at 11:32am)

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KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? TEXAS. TEXAS WHO? Texas no time at all to round up a herd of regional jokes. On these pages are two hundred of them, from hoary groaners to vintage postcard sentiments to modern one-liners. More than a fourth are examples of the state's undisputed favorite, the Aggie joke. So get ready for some eye-rolling, knee-slapping, sidesplitting humor—not to mention a few jokes so bad they might make you gag. Better not read 'em on a full stomach—jest in case.

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