August 2005

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Features

Prime Minister

The fastest-growing church in the world. The biggest congregation this side of the Vatican. The highest ratings of any religious broadcaster. One of the best-selling religious books in years. Can Joel Osteen get an “Amen”?

Grease

At restaurants across Texas, there are any number of things that taste better dipped in egg and milk, dredged in flour, and pan-fried in hot oil. If you think steak is the only chicken-fried, uh, delicacy, wake up and smell the bacon. And the antelope. And the lobster. And…

Borderline Insanity

How else to describe the murder and mayhem and fear that have gripped Nuevo Laredo for months—and are now spilling over into Texas?

Ten Ways To Fix Texas

They’re obvious to everyone except, apparently, the people we elected to fix Texas. They include some easy solutions and at least one that will probably get me a lot of hate mail (but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong).

My Name is Jonathan Moss

And I will soon be a soldier in Iraq—again. Here’s what’s going through my mind.

Columns

Anne Dingus

Let Me Call You Sweet-Tart

I’m in love with you, cherry lime.

Don Graham

All the Pretty Corpses

Cormac McCarthy’s latest is bloody good.

Behind the Lines

Adiós, Mofos

Rick Perry wins a few rounds.

Patricia Kilday Hart

Home Buyer Beware

The state agency that’s supposed to protect you is a captive of the industry you need protection from.

Sarah Bird

Permission: Impossible

What high school is really like.

Reporter

Reporter

“Friedman’s Just Another Word for Nothing Left to Lose”

The Kinky-for-governor circus pulls into Galveston.

As Told To

Curt Schilling Is a Nerd

A friendship with Curt Schilling, virtually.

Encyclopedia Texanica

Texas Myth #14

Is DWB (driving while barefoot) illegal?

Previews+Reviews

Books

The best new books from Texas.

Previews+Reviews

Music

The best new music from Texas.

The Filter

Pat's Pick

Nobu

Pat's Pick

Off the Menu

Miscellaneous

Around the State

08.08.05

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Border Patrol

Writer-at-large Cecilia Ballí discusses the plight of violence-ridden Nuevo Laredo.

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Preacher Man

Contributing editor William Martin, who wrote this month’s cover story, on the rise of America’s largest church, positive thinking versus old-time religion, and why Joel Osteen doesn’t cry on camera.

Texas Monthly Talks

Edward E. Whitacre Jr.

“The worry is that we’re going to put the Bell system back together. You hear that a lot. Anybody who says that is just not informed.”

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Fry Daddy

Writer-at-large John Morthland on channeling Calvin Trillin and chasing down all things chicken-fried.

Roar of the Crowd

Devils Advocate

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Fame Game

Writer-at-large Don Graham on why Cormac McCarthy wouldn’t win a popularity contest against John Grisham or Tom Clancy—and why that’s a good thing.

Texas History 101

The last battle of the civil war was fought in Texas—a month after the war officially ended.

Texas Tidbits

Oil wells in Luling.

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