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November 2006

Table of Contents

Features

In four years as president of Texas A&M University, former CIA director Robert M. Gates—who knows a thing or two about leading a strong, hidebound, misunderstood culture—has left few areas of campus life untouched. But putting sushi in the dining halls is nothing compared with overhauling the Aggie brand.

Plus:

Senior executive editor Paul Burka on Texas A&M University president Robert Gates and his plans for change.

While politicians and bureaucrats endlessly debate the best ways to secure our borders, illegal immigrants are dying to get into America—literally.

You want to send your granny a grapefruit this Christmas? Your bro a brisket? Your pop a pie? We’ve taste-tested more than four hundred foodstuffs that Texas companies will happily ship to your door, and more than forty are first-class.

She was our governor, but she was my friend.

At the Giddings State School, violent teenagers come to terms with their horrific crimes—and learn how to avoid committing them again—through role-playing exercises in a jailhouse version of group therapy. This is what your tax dollars are paying for? Well, it works. For a while, at least.

Yes, deer: It’s that time of year again.

Columns

Behind the Lines

Rick Perry’s inner monologue.

Gary Cartwright

That old mad dog Carlton Carl takes Martindale. Literally.

Oscar Casares

Race and racism at the state soccer championship.

Sarah Bird

Nora Ephron’s wattle, and Ann Richards’s, and mine.

Letter From Washington, DC

Just curious, Mr. Vice President: How did your old pals at Halliburton get that five-year, no-bid contract to clean up Iraq?

Reporter

FAQ

A fix for political junkies.

Texas Monthly Talks

Molly Ivins on the death of newspapers.

Encyclopedia Texanica

Does the ten-gallon hat hold ten gallons?

The Horse’s Mouth

Matthew Dowd on how to win an election.

Topic A

One, two, three strikes they’re out.

Buy This Now

Where elite feet meet.

Faith Bases

William Martin Reviews our places of worship.

Hollywood, TX

Bush bashing on the big screen.

Go

What’s loony about the beach in winter?

Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch

Growing Up.

Previews+Reviews

The best new books from Texas.

Previews+Reviews

The best new music from Texas.

The Filter

Pat’s Pick

Miscellany

Roar of the Crowd

Editor’s Letter

Web Exclusives

Senior editor Patricia Sharpe and foodie Brooke Ferguson discuss the time, the tasting, and the tenacity involved in reviewing more than four hundred mail-order food items.

Senior editor Katy Vine talks about visiting the Giddings State School, a juvenile detention facility where she observed therapists helping kids who’ve committed violent offenses wrestle their inner demons.

Senior editor Pamela Colloff on going to Sarita to see first-hand what hardships illegal immigrants face as they try to pass a South Texas checkpoint.

Mail your friends and family holiday treats, from ham and cheese to apple cider and tamales.

The SubGenius Psychlopaedia or Slack: The Bobliographon is—how to put this—the most unusual text most folk will ever encounter.

Recipes

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