Ron White Gets the Last Laugh

Did you hear the one about the high school screwup who got kicked out of the Navy, went to rehab, and ended up in Arlington selling storm windows from the back of his pickup? That’s when he met an unknown comic named Jeff Foxworthy*—and became the funniest man in America.
(*Actually, he almost killed Jeff Foxworthy, but that’s another story.)

by John Spong