January 2009 Cover

Photo illustration by Randal Ford and Splashlight.

January 2009

Table of Contents

Features

It was a year of abbreviated Aggies, bamboozling boxers, charged Cuban, dumb district attorneys, estrogen-packed elevators, famished firemen, graveyard ganja, half-wit husbands, imaginary illegal immigrants, Jessica jests, koncert kayos, lawn-watering Lance, muddled Moron, next-of-kin-offending newspapers, oblivious operators, pornographic prom dresses, questionable quiz takers, repulsive Roger, stolen shih tzus, tasteless team spirit, useless urine, victimized valedictorians, waning W., x-traneous Xmas trees, yelping Yahoo, and zany zoophiles.

Fighting the Taliban, the 130-degree heat, the boredom, the homesickness, and the weight of history with the Marines of Mustang Platoon in Afghanistan.

John Spong narrates a slide show of images depicting the Garmsir District in the wake of the Taliban.

How it works, what it means, and why Tom Craddick may not end up holding the gavel this time around.

After Hurricane Katrina, Rhonda Tavey selflessly opened her Houston home to a New Orleans evacuee and five of her children. She fed the kids, bathed them, and grew to love them so much that when their mother tried to take them back to Louisiana, she wouldn’t let them go.

Columns

Letter From Juarez

In 2008 Juárez became a war zone. What happens next?

Jerald Winakur

I’ve treated hundreds of elderly patients with Alzheimer’s. Now the disease is stealing my own father.

Michael Ennis

What University of Texas historian H. W. Brands’s new biography of Franklin Roosevelt tells us about the Obama administration.

Kinky Friedman

An open letter to the president-elect.

Kinky Friedman reads “Poi Dog Pondering.”

Behind the Lines

Why are the UT regents letting Galveston’s only hospital die?

Mimi Swartz reads “Emergency!”

Reporter

In the Chute

El Paso’s Chamber Music Festival, Hallettsville’s domino championship.

Texas Monthly Talks

Sheila Jackson Lee on the Age of Obama.

Hollywood, TX

Enough with all the high-minded sports movies!

Street Smarts

The once forgotten corridor emerges as an eclectic enclave.

The Manual

How to rope a calf.

The Texanist

When can a child receive his first gun?

Our brilliant advice columnist gets your take on the tough questions.

The Working Life

Chad Jistel, locomotive engineer.

The Horse’s Mouth

Kenny Thompson on planning Obama’s campaign events.

Book Review

Author Interview

Music Review

Music Review

Music Review

Artist Interview

The Filter

Pat’s Pick

Dallas.

The Filter: Dining

Frederick’s Bistro, San Antonio and Cowboy Chow, Dallas.

Miscellany

Editor’s Letter

Roar of the Crowd

Rich Malley, Sito Negron, and Lucian Read.

Web Exclusives

Proving his conservative credentials, Gov. Perry held a press conference with the Texas Alliance for Life to express his support for specialized “Choose Life” license plates.

And my favorite Christmas present of all time is...

The likely Speaker of the House promises no retaliation, an end to the acrimony, and tells his fellow Republicans to “wake up!”

Someone killed Melissa Trotter and dumped her body in the Sam Houston National Forest. But according to six forensic experts, that someone was not Larry Swearingen.

The El Paso City Council may override the mayor’s veto to create a debate on the current U.S. drug policies. In these interviews, the mayor, council members, and others explain their views.

Trammell Crow made millions based on what he called hunches—warehouses, atrium marts, huge hotels—and amazingly, most of his deals he did on a handshake.

The facts of this case are quite simple. Two Border Patrol agents shot at an unarmed man as he was running away from them. And then, they covered it up.

Multimedia

John Spong narrates a slide show of images depicting the Garmsir District in the wake of the Taliban.

Kinky Friedman reads “Poi Dog Pondering.”

Mimi Swartz reads “Emergency!”

Our brilliant advice columnist gets your take on the tough questions.

Kerry Bexley talks about life after the article and how his business is growing.

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