All posts by Sarah Bird

Sarah Bird is the author of eight award-winning novels, including The Yokota Officers Club, Virgin of the Rodeo, The Mommy Club, and The Boyfriend School. Her most recent novel, The Gap Year, was named one of Library Journal’s Best Novels of the Year for 2011. Her ninth novel, A Princess Lily Girl, will be published by Alfred A. Knopf in the spring of 2014. Sarah was the holder of the Dobie-Paisano Fellowship in summer 2010, was inducted into the Texas Literary Hall of Fame, and received a National Magazine Award nomination for her Texas Monthly columns. She has written screenplays for Warner Bros., CBS, TNT, the National Geographic Channel, Hallmark Features, and many independent producers and syndicated programs. She has been a contributor to the New York Times, Salon, Oprah magazine, the Daily Beast, Real Simple, Mademoiselle, Cosmopolitan, Good Housekeeping, and Texas Monthly. She and her husband, George Jones (not the dipsomaniacal C&W singer), make their empty nest in Austin with not-frequent-enough visits from son Gabriel.

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  • RISE OF THE MACHINES: Carpal tunnel drove me into the farms worms arms of VRS.
  • My day in court: Impaneling a jury is a Darwinian process in which only the fittest survive—and/or those who are not under indictment.
  • NOT WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED: No classic novels. No must-see TV. Just quality time with Acne Scrub.
  • Doctored: I completed postgraduate work on the engorgement of the American female pectoralis major while visiting Hollywood.
  • DESIGN OF THE TIMES: All those ancient architectural elements are no longer signs of neglect.
  • STATUS CONSCIOUS: Wanna know which Led Zeppelin song I am?