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Some people call it a quartoseptcentennial, or a septaquintaquinquecentennial (seriously), but you’d better save your breath. You’ll need it on this wide-ranging 6,000-mile voyage commemorating Texas’s 175th birthday. It starts in Glen Rose, ends in Austin, and stops along the way at 175 places that tell the story of the state, from the grassy field in La Porte where independence was won to the parking garage in Dallas where the Super Bowl was dreamed up; from the Austin dorm room where Dell Inc. was born to the college hall in Houston where Barbara Jordan learned to debate; from the hotel in San Antonio where Lydia Mendoza recorded “Mal Hombre” to the—well, you get the idea. And you’d better get started. The road awaits . . .

Driving the River Road, in far West Texas; having a drink at the Mansion on Turtle Creek, in Dallas; fishing for bass in Caddo Lake; eating a chicken-fried steak in Strawn; searching for a lightning whelk along the coast; and 58 other things that all Texans must do before they die.

On our first-ever quest for the state’s best burgers, we covered more than 12,000 miles, ate at more than 250 restaurants, and gained, collectively, more than 40 pounds. Our dauntless determination (and fearless fat intake) was rewarded with a list of 50 transcendent burgers—and you’ll never guess which one ended up on top. Check out our Best Burger section.

Our exhaustive, exhausting, strictly scientific (and lamentably fattening) survey of the finest home cooking around, from Maxine’s on Main, in Bastrop, to El Paraiso, in Zapata.

Eighteen hungry reviewers. 14,773 miles driven/flown. 341 joints visited. Countless bites of brisket, sausage, chicken, pork, white bread, potato salad, and slaw—and vats of sauce—ingested. There are only fifty slots on our quinquennial list of the best places to eat barbecue in Texas. Only five of those got high honors. And only one (you’ll never guess which one in a million years) is the best of the best.

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What every Texan should know about handling the Texas flag.

What every Texan should know about cutting for sign.

What every Texan should know about tanning a deer hide.

What every Texan should know about custom belt buckles.

What every Texan should know about water dowsing.

What every Texan should know about hitching a livestock trailer. 

What every Texan should know about noodling.

What every Texan should know about cutting.

How to square dance.

How to shoe a horse.

How to shoot a .22.

How to make chili.

How to ride a bull.

How to deep-fry a turkey.

How to style big hair.

How to cook authentic barbacoa.

Update your wardrobe, slurp down oysters, and nab novel curios along the Capital City’s hippest byway.

How to hunt javelina.

How to windsurf.

How to smoke the perfect brisket.

How to snap the perfect bluebonnet photo.

How to tie a Texas rig.

How to dance cumbia.

How to make Texas caviar.

How to barrel race.

How to build a Día de los Muertos altar.

How to build a barbed-wire fence.

How to dove hunt.

How to make sweet tea.

How to pack a cooler tube.

How to spit watermelon seeds.

How to make peach preserves.

How to chase a tornado.

How to plant a Southern magnolia.

How to two-step.

How to rope a calf.

Downtown Boerne.

How to throw a tamalada.

Small-Town Family Doctor

How to wrangle a rattlesnake.

How to customize a cowboy hat.

Melvin and Minnie Lou Scott on a happy marriage.

How to play 42.

How to field-dress a deer.

Every corny dog has its day.

How to tailgate.

How to brand cattle.

How to design custom cowboy boots.

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