Jack Handey
Features
Deep Thoughts About Me
Am I a real person? (Yes.) Who died and made me king? (My father, the emperor.) Have I seen your piggy bank? (Yes, a little while ago. He was running away from home.) Any other questions? (January 2002)
When Will Hutchison Resign? (Thu Dec 4 at 7:46 AM)
Crybaby on Board (Thu Dec 4 at 5:16 PM)
Rick Riordan on Texas Monthly Talks (Mon Dec 1 at 6:43 PM)
