With all the candidates thus far who have entered the 2016 run for president, the logos and mottos abound. Our new crop of Texas Monthly interns figured that none of the candidates matched the qualifications of one Aaron Franklin, proprietor of Austin’s Franklin Barbecue, so they made some alterations to the slogans already out there. Here at TMBBQ, we urge you to consider the pro-barbecue ticket.

Vote for:

AaronTrump

Instead of:

DonaldTrump

 

Wouldn’t you rather have:

Brisket2016

…than:

BernieSanders

 

An exclamation point just looks better with:

bbq!

…than it does with:

JebBush

 

There’s brisket at the end of this line:

FranklinHillary

Probably not this one:

HillaryClinton

 

Ribs in 2016:

RandFranklin

Somehow I think this slogan would work for Rand too:

RandPaul

 

The tasty candidate versus:

AaronRubio

no caps:

MarcoRubio

 

And finally, in the battle of Texan versus Texan:

TedCruzAaron

…vote barbecue:

TedCruz

 

*Thanks to Joe Levin, Caitlin Kramon, and Chance Hoener for the designs and clever slogans.