OH MY GOD STOP TALKING
Did anyone catch the “Early Show” yesterday on CBS? Obviously the “Early Show” is too “Early” for the likes of me (I’ve been known to throw my alarm clock across the room until it breaks into a million little pieces when I can’t find the snooze button) but I did see a clip last night. It was an exclusive interview with Levi Johnston. Really, how hard is it to get an “exclusive interview” with a guy that does pistachio commercials? Well, apparently Levi’s publicist thought it was a good idea for the aspiring male model (seriously?) and actor (what?) to threaten his former almost-mother-in-law Sarah Palin on live television.
“There are some things that I have that are huge. And I haven’t said them because I’m not gonna hurt her that way.”
There are some things that I have that are huge. That’s. what. she. said.
“I have things that can, you know—that would get her in trouble, and could hurt her. Will hurt her. But I’m not gonna go that far. You know, I mean, if I really wanted to hurt her, I could, very easily. But there’s—I’m not gonna do it. I’m not going that far.” But just so you know, he knows things. Big things. Huge. Tundra-shattering.
Didn’t he already say everything in his bogus Vanity Fair article? The guy’s a tool. One of his claims, which he repeated Wednesday, is that Palin jokingly referred to her baby as “retarded.” I just have a hard time believing that. What I don’t have a hard time believing is that he would say anything to get attention and, of course, get nekkid in Playgirl. Full-frontal. Gross.
Johnston also told the CBS co-anchor, who was at this point foaming at the mouth, “Those are just little things I put in Vanity Fair. You know, all the big things I got, I’m keeping, you know, I’m keeping them in, and, you know, it’s just something that probably will never come out.” ALL HAIL THE KEEPER OF THE SECRETS.
I’ve got an idea for Levi. Go back to Wasilla, grow out your mullet, get your GED, and take your redneck accent with you. Oh, and you might want to look in on that baby every once in a while.
[Disclaimer: This is not a post defending Sarah Palin. It's a full-frontal attack on Johnston.]
Tagged: early show, levi johnston, sarah palin.
ellie says:
As long as Sarah is famous, Levi will be too. Er, Also.
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Rog says:
If daughters search for mates to substitute for their fathers, the fact the Palin’s daughter would choose Levi to father her child is a little creepy, because right now, Palin’s husband is beginning to look like the only semi-sane guy in the bunch.
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Cindy A says:
Sounds like he is inches away from his really big things being uncovered. Did I say that?!
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ftwsteve says:
Whoa, not sure I would want Levi in my foxhole.
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put off potted meat says:
These hillbillies make me sick.
These ’shows’ are creepy. Remember, Bill
O’really, the biggest thing on cable, if you don’t count Spongebob, cooking shows, how to redo your bedroom with a thousand dollars worth of painted cardboard crap, etc, etc…. came from “HARD Copy” another ’seek the hillbillie, make ‘em speak’, show.
I never thought I’d long for Lohan coverage. Where is one more MJ nut story?… Between Levi and Sarah, the meth ‘revenuers’, and it all, Arkansas seems pretty darn so-fisticated.
So maybe there’s a career move thought in all of this…….it’s pretty bizarre out around Driftwood. Kissin’ cousins? You betcha. Too.
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John Johnson says:
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
-Oscar Wilde
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all_hail_the_pink Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Unless the man in question is, in fact, stupid himself…then all bets are off…(that’s what she WISHES she’d said).
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Harold Cook says:
he should totally change his name to Levi Johnson. Yeah that would work.
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West Texas Hillbilly says:
OMFG. Sarah is totally Levi’s cougar.
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Nathliea says:
Maybe she was calling Levi ‘retarded’ and he was too slow to pick up on it?
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Pinkles says:
I hope they keep it up, actually; they deserve each other and it never hurts to remind everyone what a barrel of laughs they are
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Don't Mess w/ Pink says:
You’re just mad because he didn’t spill the beans.
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West Texas Hillbilly says:
Yet ;-)
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all_hail_the_pink Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I don’t think we want Levi spilling ANYTHING…I’ve never read Playgirl but they must be desperate for sales…eww! The only thing scarier would be if Sarah Palin posed for Playboy and the issues came out at the same time…I’m sorry, I have to go throw up a little now.
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Jed says:
he’s into keeping secrets in the same way that perry opposes secession.
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ftwsteve says:
Sarah leaves Todd for Levi in the next episode. Totally daytime drama.
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Big Sis says:
He’d better watch out or the CIA or FBI or some Black Ops group is gonna make sure he has a “hunting accident”.
Avoid hunting w/ Dick Cheney, Levi…
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