The Slow Brain to Nowhere
According to the NY Post, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush will face off on stage in a political debate at Radio City Music Hall in February. The big event is being billed as “The Hottest Ticket in Political History,” and is a part of MSG Entertainment’s “Minds That Move The World” speakers series. Now this is just cruel. How could you possibly put Bush up against Clinton? It’s not right. Bush’s brain is going to burst into flames on national television. IS THAT WHAT PASSES FOR ENTERTAINMENT THESE DAYS? (Don’t answer that. I’ve already got my TiVo set up to record “V.”)
“Featuring two of the most distinguished political figures of our time, we hope that the speaker series will not only provide guests with an informative and empowering experience that will help them make educated political decisions, but also encourage people to engage in continued dialogue surrounding the most significant current events of our day,” said Melissa Miller Ormond, COO of MSG Entertainment.
Isn’t Bush the guy who said something about needing some wood during his debate with Al Gore? Well, he’s going to need extra wood for this round. Bill Clinton is arguably the most skilled debater of all time. And there’s no time for Bush to train! The man could play Sudoku every night and pop ginkgo biloba with every meal and it still wouldn’t make a difference. This is worse than when Alex had to prep Mallory for that high school quiz show. However, that episode is the only reason why, to this day, I know what SCUBA stands for.
[via Political Wire]
Tagged: bill clinton, george w. bush, msg entertainment.
Don't Mess w/ Pink says:
Some say that MSG is slowly poisoning America.
http://www.rense.com/general52/msg.htm
Oh, wait. What’s the chemical flavor enhancer.
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West Texas Hillbilly says:
Bill could best Bush in a debate with one hand tied behind his intern.
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Pinkie Swear says:
Great. Now I’ll be chanting “self contained underwater breathing apparatus” all night.
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Eileen Reply:
November 4th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Spoiler!
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potted meat says:
pinkyS….
so intersting freams last nite?
BillC/SCUBA…..heavy
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potted meat says:
interesting dreams…..dammit.
more coffee, please.
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julyfargo Reply:
November 4th, 2009 at 7:59 am
i like freams better…..
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potted meat Reply:
November 4th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Where were you all those years ago…..
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Commie Pinko says:
I’m sure the questions will be appropriately tailored for each President.
“President Clinton. What should be our nation’s strategy for dealing with poverty in Darfur?”
“President Bush. If you could… I mean if Iran was to… what would be the first….oh heck, this is just silly.”
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puzzled potted meat says:
CommieP:
you are onto something……..
Bill, how can we save the world?
George, Do you like Fruit Loops or Dr Chocula for breakfast?
Should be intersting.
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daamommy says:
The count chocula question sounds more like something the media would ask Obama.
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texun says:
There has been a change in plans: they will wrestle on the USA cable channel, with Cheyney weighing in against Al Gore in the second billing.
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treehugger Reply:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
The debate has been cancelled(huffpo => NY Post).
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Eileen Reply:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Damn. There goes my February.
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potted meat says:
It was going to be a short month anyway.
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