Burka and Eileen discuss probable Speaker Joe Straus, Craddick's exit, horse racing, and whether bridge qualifies as gambling.

Honorably mentioned: John Smithee, Burt Solomons, Dan Gattis, Jim Keffer, and playing the ponies.

(And yes, I am wearing a scarf over my turtleneck. My space heater gave out, and I can't afford coal.)