First, CEO Tony Hayward says he wants his life back from the oil spill. (We'd like our ocean back.) Then Randy Prescott of BP Houston observes, "Louisiana isn't the only place that has shrimp." Prescott's name and phone number have been spread over the Internet. Then BP decides to hire a new spokeswoman and chooses Anne Womack Kolton, who was campaign spokeswoman for ... Dick Cheney. Now there's a good reference. Cheney left office with a 16% approval rating.
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