Time to Say Goodbye
Fri August 22, 2008 1:31 pm

I was clicking on my backspace arrow, going back through the Quorum Report as I tried to get back to the page containing Brimer's filing with the Fort Worth Court of Appeals in his lawsuit against Wendy Davis, when all of a sudden, after several successful clicks, my computer screen went blank and this message came up:

Your actions violate the Federal computer crime law (18 U.S.C. 1030, Computer Fraud and Abuse Act). The entire text of the Act can be viewed at: http://www.usdoj.gov/criminal/cybercrime/1030_new.html. Your IP address (208.191.152.182) and actions have been noted.

I hope that the feds will allow my plea of technological incompetence. Better yet, I hope that Harvey, who appears to be the injured party, will drop any charges. In the meantime, I intend to go into hiding September 1-4 at the Republican National Convention.

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