The Customer’s Man


Trading on Thin Ice

Wanted: financial alchemist to turn liquid paper into hard cash.

Paw Knows Best

Your dog may be not only your best friend but your best financial advisor as well.

Toro! Toro! Toro!

The good new is we can predict a bull market. The bad news is we waited too long to tell you.

Gassing Game

Something you can’t see, hear, smell, taste, or touch could turn you a tidy profit—if you play your cards right.

Little Big Man

The small investor is still the key to a big-time market.

On The Up And Up

You don’t have to like inflation to learn something from it.

Nothing Happened

For the market in 1975, no news was good news.

Leaps and Bonds

Today‘s market offers the best bonds since 007.

Opsie Daisy

On Wall Street, as in football, the option play isnít the big gainer it used to be.

All Systems Stop

It used to be pretty hard to make money on the stock market but at least there were some things you could count on.

Stormy Weather

Why should Texans worry about New York going broke?

Light Switch

Turning off the juice to Texas utilities.

Exile’s Return

Polish up your statues of Adam Smith: supply and demand is back!

Private Pleasures

Why going public is not the stock market killing it once was.

Sold Arabian

The Alamo was only the first step in the Arabs’ attempted takeover of what’s sacred to us Texans.
The Customer’s Man