Matthew Diffee is a cartoonist for the New Yorker and Texas Monthly, editor of The Rejection Collection books, and host of The Steam Powered Hour.
Yes, Guillermo has heard all your roadkill jokes. And even if he could laugh, he wouldn’t.
Nobody asked me, but here’s how I’d like to see Big Tex rebuilt. (First off, let’s make him a whole lot bigger.)
You think you’re scared. Clarence here is about to mate for the first time. After which he’ll be killed and eaten.
It’s hard out there for a turtle. Especially one that’s endangered, y’all.