I want to try every one of the entries in this year’s Big Tex Choice Awards at the State Fair this weekend, but in particular the thought of something called Fernie’s Fried Chili Frito Burrito has awakened feelings that I no longer thought myself capable of. God Bless you Fernie.

Other entries include:
Zesty Fried Guacamole Bites
Country Pride Peach Cobbler on a Stick
Mama’s Fried Sweet Potato Pie
B.W.’s Original Fried Banana Pudding
Deep Fried Lattes
Fried Cookie Dough