A sauce company in MAINE won a bunch of awards in a TEXAS barbecue contest. Gawd help us! Even worse, the products had names like Pixie Dust, Chick Magnet Rub, and Cow Bell Hell Rub. I am mortified. (The competition was the 18th Annual National Barbecue Association’s Conference & Expo, held February 17-21 in Austin. The company is DennyMike’s ‘Cue Stuff.”)