Buy a Truck at Benny Boyd in Andrews and Get an AR-15

You know who loves guns? Strate Colbath of the Benny Boyd car dealership in the West Texas town of Andrews. He loves them so much that if you buy a truck from him, you can get a free one. In a thirty-second commercial that announces the dealership’s promotion for the month of May, Colbath explains that his love of giving people a bargain on trucks is paralleled only by his support for the second amendment. 

“Benny Boyd supports our second amendment right to bear arms,” Colbath announces as the camera pans over the fleet of trucks available for purchase on the dealer’s lot. “So for this month, when you buy a new Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, or Ram truck, we’re gonna give you a choice of a brand new AR-15 semi-automatic assault rifle, a Ruger deer rifle, or a 9mm handgun. Come see the good guys in the white hats at Benny Boyd in Andrews!” 

That’s one heck of a promotion.