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The Law of Stand Your Ground

posted in politics [more from this topic] anonymously on Monday, April 2nd 2012 at 12:02 AM.

There’s a Law in the Great State of Texas
Named - Stand Your Ground

It gives the Citizens of Texas

The Right to shoot anyone down

Who Feels like a threat

By heck and You bet !

It’s the Game of a  Lifetime - Load your guns !

Let your cartridges spin !

Pull back the hammer

Squeeze the trigger - You win !

In the Great State of Texas

There’s no need to Fear

Why, shootin’ Human Bein’s

Is much more excitin’ than huntin’ deer

Someone walks onto your Property

To give you a hassle

Stand Your Ground - Shoot ‘em down

“Cause a Man’s Home is his Castle

Who needs the police ?

When trouble begins to bubble

With the Castle and Stand Your Ground Laws

The unRuly Rule of the Land

There’s a whole new meaning

To the dangerous Rumba of the Last Man Stand

Yeeeee-Haaaaa !  Viva Vigilantes !

So do your best

To bring back the good ‘ole days of the Wild and Wooly West

Conceal your guns proudly

Buy as many as you can afford and covertly hide

Get your enemies (real and imagined) in your sights

And Stand Your Ground

With foolhardy rootin’-tootin’, quick trigger shootin’ pride !


Respectfully,


Leah Sellers

Liberty Hill, Texas

tagged: castle law, self=protection, stand your ground law, texas gun laws, vigilantes

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