Smile, you‘re a candid camera.
The most popular club at the Colonial Golf Tournament is the one with barstools.
Fans: lovely to look at, delightful to feel.
The word going across the border is: Uncle Sam doesn’t want you.
The secret life of the man who tells the Man.
The Viet Nam War was the second this country lost.
Clear your palates, oenophiles; Chateau de Muleshoe is on its way.
Oh bee, where is thy sting?
Ah, ice cream. Name another 200 calories more worth it.
You’ve heard of the Texas Water Plan; now meet the Texas Coal Plan.