Southwestern is out, Southern is in. Here’­s how to renew our charter membership.

Some Texans are going crazy over wine. Others are just going crazy.

In pursuit of the elusive billionaire’­s final mystery: who’­ll get his money?

There are two things you should never see being made: sausage and legislation. All in all, we’­d rather watch sausage.

Is it worth being a United States senator when you’­re on the losing side all the time? Ask John Tower.

Being Watergate special prosecutor was hard; writing a book about it was harder.

Somewhere L.M. Boyd has an index card for everything.

Enjoy a tropical eat wave in the Valley this winter.

F. Scott Fitzgerald has better luck with Hollywood (this time) than Woody Guthrie.

Some thoughts on why swimming is its own reward.

These bureaucrats belong in a zoo.

Surprise! There may be hope for Southwest Conference basketball.

What has two legs, antennae, and is covered with sequins?

Occupational hazards.

Now year this!