January 1991
Features
It was a year of absent anchors, Bush broccoliphobia, contraband clocks, dastardly Dakotas, egad! Elections, foolhardy fig leaves, governor’s grackles, Hussein harmonizing, incoherent Incaviglia, jury junkets, KO kisses, licentious license plates, misunderstood mummies, naughty notebooks, oil-spill oratory, pretentious pyres, quintessential quadraceps, reverential Sakowitz, telephone telepathy, unwise uppercuts, viper volunteers, wildcatting whoopers, x-pired x-Aggies, yucky yards, zealous Zerubbabel.
An enterprising businessman at the turn of the century steered tourists to the Southwest with Pueblo Deco architecture.
Columns
Reporter
Gas prices, weather, and day of the week all count in the dismal task of predicting holiday highway death tolls.
Miscellany
In 1998 Neiman Marcus shelled out $119 million for Horchow Mail Order—only to have the cataloger lose $28 million within two years.
Eastern states have hit the jackpot with lotteries. But will Lotto play in Texas?

