Once upon a time I thought I wanted to be a bullfighter (and not the kind that wears sequined tights). A legendary cowboy named Leon Coffeeand an animal named Pretty Boychanged my mind.
Am I a real person? (Yes.) Who died and made me king? (My father, the emperor.) Have I seen your piggy bank? (Yes, a little while ago. He was running away from home.) Any other questions?
Director Wes Anderson’s new movie, The Royal Tenenbaums, deals with death, despair, and other dark subjects. Andwhat do you knowit’s hysterically funny.
From cornball classics to rousing rib-ticklers, these
two hundred Texas jokes are definitely on us.
A year of avaricious Aggies, banned boogers, chagrined cheerleaders, dotty dwellings, expletive-deleted Enron, famous fugitives, Germanic goofs, horny highways, icky insects, judicial jests, kooky kidnappers, look-alike logos, misguided Mavericks, news-making nuts, ousted Osamas, problematic pachyderms, quirky quarterbacks, rampaging rats, scary skunks, tetrahydrocannibinol-filled tacos, unhealthy urbanites, volleyball vamps, wayward W’s, x-rated x-hibitionists, young yahoos, and zany Zeta-Jones.
We knew he could sing, of course. What we didn’t know was that he had such a great sense of humor. Here are some of Willie Nelson’s favorite jokes from his just-published memoir, The Facts of Life and Other Dirty Jokes.
With a massive addition to its gallery space and a host of new exhibitions in the works, Fort Worth’s Amon Carter Museum is back in the saddle.
Read all about it: Alpine residents win big during the town’s newspaper war.
To change the way recording contracts are created, the Dixie Chicks are taking their act to the courtroom.
Why does Potter County have the state’s highest mortality rate? Poverty is only one answer.
When I discovered that a Texas company makes the portable meals our soldiers carry into battle, I got my orders to eat up. I knew I would complete my missionor get indigestion trying.
Enron, rest in pieces.