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August 2005

Table of Contents

Features

The fastest-growing church in the world. The biggest congregation this side of the Vatican. The highest ratings of any religious broadcaster. One of the best-selling religious books in years. Can Joel Osteen get an “Amen”?

At restaurants across Texas, there are any number of things that taste better dipped in egg and milk, dredged in flour, and pan-fried in hot oil. If you think steak is the only chicken-fried, uh, delicacy, wake up and smell the bacon. And the antelope. And the lobster. And…

How else to describe the murder and mayhem and fear that have gripped Nuevo Laredo for months—and are now spilling over into Texas?

They’re obvious to everyone except, apparently, the people we elected to fix Texas. They include some easy solutions and at least one that will probably get me a lot of hate mail (but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong).

And I will soon be a soldier in Iraq—again. Here’s what’s going through my mind.

Columns

Behind the Lines

Rick Perry wins a few rounds.

Don Graham

Cormac McCarthy’s latest is bloody good.

Patricia Kilday Hart

The state agency that’s supposed to protect you is a captive of the industry you need protection from.

Anne Dingus

I’m in love with you, cherry lime.

Sarah Bird

What high school is really like.

Reporter

Reporter

The Kinky-for-governor circus pulls into Galveston.

As Told To

A friendship with Curt Schilling, virtually.

Encyclopedia Texanica

Is DWB (driving while barefoot) illegal?

Previews+Reviews

The best new books from Texas.

Previews+Reviews

The best new music from Texas.

The Filter

Pat’s Pick

Pat’s Pick

Miscellany

Roar of the Crowd

Texas Monthly Talks

“The worry is that we’re going to put the Bell system back together. You hear that a lot. Anybody who says that is just not informed.”

Web Exclusives

Writer-at-large Cecilia Ballí discusses the plight of violence-ridden Nuevo Laredo.

Contributing editor William Martin, who wrote this month’s cover story, on the rise of America’s largest church, positive thinking versus old-time religion, and why Joel Osteen doesn’t cry on camera.

Writer-at-large John Morthland on channeling Calvin Trillin and chasing down all things chicken-fried.

Writer-at-large Don Graham on why Cormac McCarthy wouldn’t win a popularity contest against John Grisham or Tom Clancy—and why that’s a good thing.

Oil wells in Luling.

The last battle of the civil war was fought in Texas—a month after the war officially ended.

Recipes

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