The twentieth-first century may be just around the corner, but staunch moral values--as professed publicly, at any rate--remain a constant in the Texas character, and woe to those who act otherwise. This quotation is a beaut. Not just women are targeted in such zingers: A similar remark for a man is "He'll take up with any hound that'll hunt." Obviously, when it comes to Texas talk, immorality is fertile ground.

Loose as ashes in the wind.

She's just naturally horizontal.

He was all over her like ugly on an ape.

They're hitched but not churched.

He was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

They ate supper before they said grace.