In this old ESPN SportsCenter commercial, the Texas-born quarterback holds up traffic with his festive choice of transportation.
Drew Brees learns how to get to Sesame Street, Candy Spelling hoards Beanie Babies, and Sandra Bullock smuggles sausage.
Beyoncé and Jay-Z's named their bundle of joy, who arrived Saturday night, Blue Ivy Carter. It may be unusual, but is it the worst Texas celeb baby name?
Spoiler: They tell us that the bookmakers think that the Cowboys are even less likely to be good than the Texans.