As the NFL attempts to clean up its image, the first college coach they met with was the no-nonsense new head of the Longhorns.
According to various pundits, he's "not a hip hop coach," but that won't stop them from comparing him to Arsenio Hall.
That's at 47 colleges, 4 NFL teams, and 2 high schools, according to some exhaustive reporting from ESPN. What, no CFL?
UT, which is notoriously protective of its Longhorns brand, is cracking down on retailers selling merchandise that riffs on the name of its new head football coach, Charlie Strong.
UTEP basketball players are under investigation and the Texas Railroad Commission is hiring a seismologist to study the increased number of earthquakes.