Just a quick word of advice: Don't get into a three-card-monty game with Richard Turner, the world's greatest card cheat.
In case you believe literally everything you read, the UN is not taking over the Alamo.
An El Paso man pled guilty to the most heinous offense against Texas history imaginable: Peeing on the Alamo. Does this make him the next Ozzy Osbourne?
In a major announcement today, that the Genesis singer/drummer revealed a bit of su-su-super news that his massive collection of Alamo memorabilia is coming home.