22 PERCENT, PLUS 100 PERCENT OF 6 MATH TEACHERS
Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percent of girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

BEFORE OR AFTER SNIFFING IT ?
If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with three cans of paint?

SKIP IT. HE SWITCHED TO AN UZI
Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times during each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

IT DEPENDS ON WHETHER JOHNNY FINDS HIM FIRST
Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it?

THE ANSWER IS 420⁄185. THE NEXT QUESTION IS,
What Is 20⁄185 of a Trick? Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so that Rufus can pay for his $800- per-day crack habit?

JUST STEAL A SUBURBAN INSTEAD
Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4 x 4. If he has stolen 2 BMW’s and 3 4 x 4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $800?

NONE, NO MATTER WHEN HE GETS OUT
Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison?