1. When Tea Parties Attack!
Article III, Section 9, of the constitution of the state of Texas tells us that when a new session of the House of Representatives is seated, its first order of business is to elect a Speaker. What the constitution doesn’t tell us is that the Speaker’s election can produce one of the great dramas of Texas politics: a leadership struggle that amounts to a civil war.
Though the Eighty-third Legislature doesn’t convene until January, the battle lines are already being drawn. Bryan Hughes, a Mineola lawyer and ten-year veteran of the House, has signaled his intention to challenge Joe Straus, who will be seeking his third term. Both are Republicans, but there the similarities end. Straus is an establishment figure who social conservatives complain is out of step with the insurgent mood of the Republican base. Hughes and his supporters have been doing the complaining.
The race could get ugly, as it did last year, when tea party groups infuriated House members by threatening to oppose them in the next election if they supported Straus. But unless Hughes is a stalking horse for somebody else (and I don’t know who that would be, given that the most likely challengers to Straus—Kelly Hancock, Larry Taylor, and Ken Paxton—all won Senate seats), Straus is the favorite here. The natural inclination of members is to want to be “on the team” so that they will be rewarded with leadership roles. Straus, who has spent two sessions building a governing coalition and has been courting rookie legislators, is in the best position to give them that because he owns the most valuable asset in politics: incumbency. —Paul Burka
2. Animatronic LBJ: The Exit Interview
After undergoing a year-long, $10 million renovation, Austin’s LBJ Presidential Library will debut its new look on December 22—not coincidentally, the centenary of Lady Bird Johnson’s birth. There will be many new and updated exhibits and a major redesign of the interior. One of the most notable changes will be the refurbishing of the Animatronic LBJ, who has, since 1998, leaned against a fence and regaled visitors with a handful of the late president’s best yarns while dressed in a cowboy hat and casual ranch duds. The restyled Animatronic LBJ will wear a suit and tie and stand behind a presidential podium while spinning the exact same yarns. In advance of the big change, he granted us a brief audience.
Texas Monthly: I’m not sure how I should address you. “Mr. President”?
Animatronic LBJ: No need to stand on ceremony, son. LBJ wasn’t much for formalities, and neither am I. You could call a mule “Mr. Speaker” but it wouldn’t make him Sam Rayburn. Then again …
TM: It’s weird—even though you’re off the clock, you still talk like LBJ.
ALBJ: Playing a role can get under your skin, like a tick’s mandible. Or Hubert Humphrey. Back in the eighties I spent a few months working as a pirate at Disney World. It took me years to stop saying “Aaargh!” every time my lumbago acted up.
TM: So playing LBJ wasn’t your first time at the rodeo?
ALBJ: Hell, no! You slap a different faceplate on me, and I can do all sorts of things. My Keanu Reeves is uncanny.
TM: After fourteen years playing the “country” LBJ, you’re now going to be dressed in a suit and tie. Will that be a challenge?
ALBJ: A few months ago I got sent for reprogramming down at the Sally Corporation, in Florida. Those are the folks who create people like me for museums and amusement parks. It was a pain, but at least I had a chance to visit with some old friends I hadn’t seen in a while—Thomas Edison, Ben Franklin, Mark Twain,