CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS TRAVEL THE GLOBE SEARCHING FOR “LEGENDARY ANIMALS”—CREATURES LIKE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER, THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN, THE TEXAN VEGAN. I RECENTLY MADE THE CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL DISCOVERY OF THE CENTURY ON A MOONLIT NIGHT IN HIDALGO COUNTY WHILE WORKING AS A FREELANCE SHEPHERD. THAT’S WHEN I DISCOVERED LARRY HERE.