Why You Should Quit Making Fun of Baylor

Because the Bears are still the best college football team in Texas.
Thu December 5, 2013 9:45 am
Baylor Bears safety Terrell Burt (13) celebrates after intercepting a late fourth quarter pass at the November 30 TCU game.
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The best college football team in Texas this year is the Baylor Bears.

This is not a controversial opinion. Baylor won fifteen straight games (dating back to last season) before its national championship hopes died at Oklahoma State in late November. They’re 10-1 and ranked number nine in the Bowl Championship Series standings (Texas A&M and the University of Texas are twenty-fourth and twenty-fifth, respectively). They have the country’s most outrageous and productive offense (635 yards and 55.4 points a game), with a quarterback, junior Bryce Petty, who’s only thrown two interceptions all year. If they beat UT on Saturday in Waco, Art Briles’s Bears will claim at least a share of the Big 12 championship.

And what if UT, a two-touchdown underdog according to the bettors, pulls the upset? Or if Baylor plays in the Cotton Bowl (likely) against the Aggies (unlikely) and loses to a rested Johnny Football?

Doesn’t matter. Baylor’s still the best team in the state. Because once the team you root for isn’t playing for the BCS championship, college football should at least be fun. And Baylor’s fans and players may be the only ones having any.

Consider the other top-tier teams around the state. UT? No matter how it ends, there’s not much people want to say about the Longhorns’ up/down season that is not about head coach Mack Brown’s expected ease-out. Texas Tech? The future’s bright for Esquire man Kliff Kingsbury and his pair of freshmen quarterbacks, but the Red Raiders started 7-0 and finished 0-5, and that’s no fun at all. The Aggies? With a clearly injured Manziel, and three of its four losses to current BCS Top 5 teams, there’s no shame in A&M’s season, but A&M was supposed to be one of those top five teams.

Baylor’s actually having the season A&M had last year. Aggie-haters criticized the school’s fans for acting like being the fourth or fifth-best SEC team in a second-tier bowl with a dominating win over a ho-hum opponent was the best thing ever, but what Manziel did all season, and what A&M did to Oklahoma in the Cotton Bowl, was in fact the best thing of the Texas college football season, and the best thing for the school in years.

So it is with Baylor. Nobody expected anything from them this year—Oklahoma State, Oklahoma, Texas, and TCU were all picked to finish ahead of the Bears in the Big 12 media preseason poll. And even after they began to rise up on the field and in the polls, people doubted. Those doubts were not unreasonable given the Bears’ weak non-conference schedule. Plus, being unreasonable is a college football birthright in this age of Twitter schadenfreude.

So let’s give the Bears a break. Last year, we graded the Aggies on a curve based on their move to the notoriously difficult SEC. If UT gets a new coach next year, we’ll grade the Longhorns on a curve (unless it’s Saban). And right now it’s okay to grade Baylor on a curve. After all, it’s Baylor. A relatively small, private religious school. A women’s basketball school, if you want to snark. They are not supposed to be good. They won two SWC titles under coaching legend Grant Teaff, but none between 1924 and 1974. The Teaff-coached, Mike Singletary-led 1980 team is the only Bears team ever to win ten games during the regular season (Robert Griffin III and the 2011 team finished 10-3 with its Alamo Bowl victory). They’ve never won the Big 12 conference (or even played in the championship game, when there was one) and in fact, were infamously almost kept from joining it at all.

That’s why being 10-1 and still having that shot at the Big 12 title actually matters, even after Baylor’s BCS dream died in Stillwater. “This is a great team. This is a special team. Like I said, a loss does not define this team,” Bryce Petty said after the OSU defeat. “Would this have been nice? Sure. But, it’s not going to ruin our goal as Big 12 champions.”

If Petty played for Alabama, or for UT in 2009, that’s a statement you could mock. Man up, son. Win it all, or don’t bother! Win it all, or we’ll probably fire your coach!

But come on! It’s Baylor! Texas senator Kirk Watson, a dual Baylor alum (undergraduate and law school) puts

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