Jaunty hats, cold beers
Section 20, Baseline Bums
Your new life goal, set
White hair and cool glare
Sometimes beard, mostly frowning
Popovich watches

Down by two for win
Ginóbili sinks a three
Argentina, thanks
Quiet Tim? Nonsense!
Count the rings, all five of them
They speak the loudest
City ’rupts! Spurs win!
Traffic, cheers, car horns blaring
Skip work tomorrow

This piece is just one bit of wisdom offered in our April 2015 cover story, Welcome to Texas! a friendly user’s guide for our state’s most recent transplants. To read more advice, go here.