All posts by Matthew Diffee
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An Illustrated Look at the Terlingua Chili Cook-off
Drawing and eating at the Super Bowl of chili cook-offs.
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Who Invented the Burger?
An illustrated history lesson on burgers.
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Overheard at a Texas Gun Show
What I learned (and saw) in San Antonio last fall.
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The Nine-Banded Armadillo
Yes, Guillermo has heard all your roadkill jokes. And even if he could laugh, he wouldn’t.
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Big Tex, My Big Tex
Nobody asked me, but here’s how I’d like to see Big Tex rebuilt. (First off, let’s make him a whole lot bigger.)
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The Black-tailed Prairie Dog
They might be blond, but they ain’t stupid.
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The Texas Brown Tarantula
You think you’re scared. Clarence here is about to mate for the first time. After which he’ll be killed and eaten.
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The Kemp’s Ridley Sea Turtle
It’s hard out there for a turtle. Especially one that’s endangered, y’all.
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The Greater Roadrunner
Eats scorpions. Mates for life. Doesn't really say, "Beep, beep!"
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The Chupacabra
Whatever you do, don’t ask him if he’s real.