Vote Against Mike Huckabee! He’s a Hypocrite!
My fellow Texans:
I have done some serious investigative reporting on an issue of great importance to all Texans: barbecue. I can prove that Mike Huckabee DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR VOTE.
February 8: Huckabee appears on the Colbert Report and says, “I’ll win Texas because I understand barbecue.”
But he doesn’t understand barbecue. And he certainly doesn’t understand Texas barbecue. Here is uncontestable proof from the Lakeland (Florida) Pig Fest, January 27:
“When God intended barbecue, he meant it to be pork. Texans go out, they burn a bunch of beef, and they call it barbecue.“
Huckabee’s slander of our culture must be stopped!