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Vote Against Mike Huckabee! He’s a Hypocrite!

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My fellow Texans:

I have done some serious investigative reporting on an issue of great importance to all Texans: barbecue. I can prove that Mike Huckabee DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR VOTE.

February 8: Huckabee appears on the Colbert Report and says, “I’ll win Texas because I understand barbecue.”

But he doesn’t understand barbecue. And he certainly doesn’t understand Texas barbecue. Here is uncontestable proof from the Lakeland (Florida) Pig Fest, January 27:

“When God intended barbecue, he meant it to be pork. Texans go out, they burn a bunch of beef, and they call it barbecue.

Huckabee’s slander of our culture must be stopped!

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