The presidential candidate thinks ”as scared as a cat at a dog pound” is a thing that Texans say. So we’ve got a few more for him.
An imbroglio aboard an American Airlines flight has divided our nation. Let us instead unite in accepting the inherent awfulness of flying coach.
Plus, lessons in personal branding from Ted Cruz, and Pete Olson
Plus, Taylor Swift honors Beto O’Rourke in song, and hard-right scandalmongers Empower Texans expand into BBQ reviews.
Plus, Ken Starr is pulled out of retirement, Pete Olson visits Sesame Street, and Vicente Gonzalez desperately needs a celebrity.
Plus, Ted Cruz takes on Stephen King (again), Eliz Markowitz does her best Willie, America Ferrera leaves Vicente Gonzalez hanging, and more!
Plus, Chip Roy blames California, Paul Bettencourt targeted by liberal hackers, and other extremely on-brand happenings
Bull Session: Texas Republicans Rally Around Ricky Gervais and Enrique Iglesias Dances to the Tune of $485,000
Plus, Julián Castro and Beto O’Rourke are on the rebound, and Tony Buzbee is on another bender.
Tips from Texans who trap, kill, and study wild pigs.
Ever since 2014, the Alamo has become the locus of a notably less cinematic war, all raging around the controversial plan to renovate and redesign it.
Beto O'Rourke, Dennis Bonnen, and the Houston Astros make our annual dishonor roll, along with assorted lesser-known idiots and evildoers.
I spent some quality time with those decorated cedar trees along Loop 360 to see if I could get in the holiday spirit.
An open letter to a team that made us all proud—and then started whiffing.
Plus, Dan Crenshaw goes full-on Krusty the Clown, and a new Bush has entered the game.
The pair have been inseparable for decades.
This holiday season, give your nearest and dearest something only a true Texan could love.
Rick Perry says Trump is ”chosen by God.” But what if Perry were chosen to write the newest book of the Bible?
Fourteen strategies to deal with uncomfortable questions about impeachment proceedings.
Our hero’s odyssey ends where it started: with him.
Finally, a scientific means of determining whether Austin, Houston, Dallas, or Waco could hold out the longest against an army of bloodsuckers.
The Austin-based jobs site has aired some curious ads during the Astros-Nationals games.
Rick Perry, the former governor turned energy secretary, is about to have a lot of time on his hands.
Every year, Central Texas is swarmed with the little pests, causing panic across social media feeds.
Austin-bashing is as old as the hills, but things have gotten a little out of hand.
I left Texas after the brutal summer of 2011, only to return in time for the hottest September on record.
The Texas congressman doesn’t believe in background checks between friends.
Bienvenidos de Miami.
What should be done with the historic dreadnought once it’s relocated from its longtime home?
Thanks to the the Texas Legislature, you and your plumber will soon have the same credentials.
The Port of Laredo overtook the Port of Los Angeles as the nation’s busiest for trade in March. How else do the second and 80th-largest cities in the U.S. stack up?
Going scorched earth on customers who level criticism is an unwise business practice—yet it’s also strangely riveting to see.
His ’Matrix’-like line-drive dodge seemed to defy the laws of physics.
McConnahaugh? McConaughay? McConohay? All right, all right, all right.
On the latest National Podcast of Texas, the South Texas-raised stand-up comic talks about Mexican-American representation in Hollywood, the border situation, and writing jokes for Clint Eastwood.
What better way to show your love for Donut Taco Palace than with a song called “Donut Taco Palace”?
Was Chili’s ever considered a Mexican restaurant? Was there a beef with Pappasito’s? How do you say “Cabana”?
The Houston songwriter pays tribute to the iconic brand on his latest album.
Our hero returns to his old stomping grounds in anticipation of the big Oprah interview.
The food map trend strikes again—and it's coming after our Super Bowl snacks.
Plus reflections on the world's largest hairball, in Garden City.
Our hero reflects on hot dogs, ‘The Odyssey,’ and a killer Replacements track.
An unscientific, untrimmed analysis of the phenomenon of Ted Cruz Beard Thirst.
Let's take a non-serious suggestion seriously.
Over three decades, Mo Amer has gone from being a refugee living in Houston to a successful comedian. His first stand-up special mines his experiences for comedic gold.
The Arab-American refugee, comedian, and proud Houstonian finds the humor in his family’s journey from Kuwait and being seated next to Eric Trump on a plane.
In our latest podcast, host Andy Langer speaks with Amer as the comedian prepares to record his first Netflix special.
The late-night host and Texas senator will go one-on-one on Saturday. Here's our scouting report.
If Gordon makes landfall, run.
A Tulsa woman thinks the king of western swing had a raunchy side. Her husband isn't buying it.
An inmate gets caught sneaking back into prison, a stolen cowboy dummy is returned, and the last Texas Blockbuster Video store closes.