The End of Civilization as We Know It
Oh heck. I missed April Fool’s. Actually, this is for real. Don’t gag, but there is a recipe for Spam fajitas on the Internet. Yes, people, you cut Spam into strips and saute it with (get this) bell peppers and Chi-Chi’s salsa (another unforgettable product of the Hormel company) and put it in flour tortillas with YOGURT!!! Oh, wait, this is really depressing: If you Google “Spam fajitas,” there are 98,000 hits! The mind reels. The stomach churns.