We spotlight the follies and foibles of our state that will go down in history—way down.
February 1976

Features
Feature
The 1976 Bum Steer Awards
Feature
The Dream House of H. Allen Smith
When a noted American humorist retired to Alpine, the joke was on him.
A Homesick Texan’s Guide to New York
The Bronx is up and the Battery’s down and there are little bits of Texas all over the place.

Feature
Planet X! We’re Waiting for You!
That’s the message Ray Stanford sends nightly into outer space; so far no one has answered.

Miscellany
Columns
Power Shift?
Who is Kirkpatrick Sale and why is he saying all those terrible things about us?
Dining Out
Remembrance of Things Pasta
Spaghetti Western: when it is good it is very good, and when it is bad it is soggy.