A sister shop to Il Cane Rosso, this family-friendly pizzeria has an insane amount of fun with its food (and everything else). Refusing to stop at a long list of inventive-to-the-max pizzas that can be made round or square, the mad scientists here make mind-blowing burgers and snacks you’ll dream about long afterward (looking at you, zucchini fries). Sure, there are good salads, but this place is blissed-out hell on your diet. Order this to go: Family meals—choose from six packaged dinners serving four—are delicious sanity-saving devices. We love the pizza-pasta combo (get the brisket lasagna, made with green chiles), complete with Caesar or wedge salad, giant garlic bread knots, and dessert (Gooey Butter Cake, for sure). Pro tip: Online ordering doesn’t get easier; you can even customize down to tiny details, as in “hold the onions” and “add extra cheese.” And they ship their frozen pizzas and lasagnas nationwide.
Note: Review reflects COVID-19 protocols in place at the time of visit.
City: Fort Worth
Drinks: Beer & wine