The presidential candidate thinks ”as scared as a cat at a dog pound” is a thing that Texans say. So we’ve got a few more for him.
In our latest episode, we explore uniquely Texan sayings that make us happy as a clam in high tide.
Our estimable advice columnist on finding love in the country, the (unquestioned!) merit of the State Fair, the fulfilling post-rodeo career of a bucking bull, and more.
Come hell or high water, you’ll want to read our compilation of down-home aphorisms.