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An Austin man ponders the unthinkable.
A Texan deployed overseas wants to know if there’s any foodstuff weirder than armadillo tail with gravy. (There is.)
A Houston man would like to maintain an annual summer tradition.
Plus, St. Vincent launches a podcast in the shower, SXSW is sued over refunds, and the Texanist gets his own sitcom.
A McKinney man thinks our fearless columnist isn't as sharp as he used to be.
In our February "Love Letters to Texas" collector's issue, the Texanist takes a walk down memory lane.
A Brownsville woman wants to spend eternity in close proximity to Ma and Pa Ferguson.
In our new video series, David Courtney takes you into some of the weird, whimsical, and lesser-known aspects of our beloved state.
The reasons why our state reptile—and beloved playmate for generations of young Texans—is so hard to find these days.
The Mistress of the Elements occupies second place—for being really, really mean to Texas.
This just in: Texas Monthly’s curated BBQ Collection of made-in-Texas artisan goods.
Our estimable advice columnist on deer blind etiquette, the undeniable friendliness of his fellow Texans, the ineffable charm of sounding like a rube, and his peculiar sidekick, Li’l Bubba.
Our estimable advice columnist on euphemisms involving the word "hay," A&M's unaptly named yearbook, and meat preparation preferences.
Our estimable advice columnist on when teenagers should be allowed to go on unchaperoned coed camping trips, whether Coloradans hate Texans, and more.
The barbecue bacchanal that is the Texas Monthly BBQ Festival is set to be, for the second year in row, an awe-inspiring helping of the very best barbecue in Texas (and therefore the world).