Plus, expired paperwork brought a great westward journey to an end, and an interdimensional portal did not open.
Plus, an aggressive hawk kept postal employees from their appointed rounds and a cross-dressing bank robber brought new meaning to word “stickup.”
Plus, a woman sank her teeth into a Lufkin security guard, and a family of ducks sank without a trace.
Plus, a Houston bakery added a family-size croissant to its menu and a man fleeing from the police decided he was really, really hungry.
Plus, a man and his parrot made the scene at Whataburger, and someone really, really wanted to catch a Megan Thee Stallion show.
Plus, somebody slapped an H-E-B employee and nobody opened a satanic-themed hotel in Plano.
Plus, a man stole tamarin monkeys from the Dallas Zoo and creepy-looking snapper eels turned up near Port Bolivar.
Plus, porch pirates spread manure on a home after getting pranked, a teen swallowed part of a dog toy, and more.
Plus, a man broke into an animal shelter and released more than 150 dogs, and a police officer completed an arrested driver’s food delivery.
Plus, Rice University engineers turned a dead spider into a gripping tool and a man ate 52 spring rolls in ten minutes.
Plus, a man stole $10,000 worth of bleachers, and landscapers discovered human remains in a backyard barbecue pit.
Plus, a man broke ancient Greek vessels at the Dallas Museum of Art, and a mysterious figure walked near the fence of the Amarillo Zoo.
Plus, a man robbing a Port Arthur home stopped first to mow its yard, and a 77-year-old man went for his first skydive in decades.
Plus, a teacher resigned after she reportedly lit a student’s hands on fire, and a Dallas resident ran her thousandth marathon.
Cod this story be any stranger?
Plus, a woman in Temple threw her soup at a restaurant employee.
Plus, a Lubbock couple found their chihuahua hidden in their suitcase at the airport, and other head-turning stories.
Plus, a man sued a restaurant for allowing him to get “too drunk.”
Plus, home security footage captured a deer hoof-fight over corn feed.
Plus, a boy flushed his grandmother’s wedding ring down the toilet, and a 72-year old trained for his 787th marathon.
Plus, a thirty-year-old woman in El Paso County posed as her thirteen-year-old daughter to attend middle school.
Plus, a Houston woman went to Fort Worth to cut off 24 feet of fingernails.
A squirrel went postal in a Houston suburb, and Waco finds something new to feel some civic pride about.
A California man tried to bring his pet possum on a passenger plane, and a clerical error brought a temporary $37 million windfall to a Rowlett couple.
Plus, a woman goes to a pharmacy and discovers she's dead!
Plus, Pennywise the Clown has just the place for you!
Plus, some people in Houston really, really want a Popeyes chicken sandwich.
Plus, two Amazon drivers were accused of stealing a dog in Parker County.
Plus, a school district accidentally auctioned off its students’ private information.
Plus, an escalated karaoke squabble and a Little League embezzlement.
Plus, a larcenous middle school band director, and a CBD-packing grandma.
Plus, a new type of armored dinosaur, and scooters set on fire.
This marsupial on the lam from an exotic wildlife ranch has become the talk of the Hill Country.
He wanted to test the store’s “all leashed pets are welcome” policy.
Today in weird news in Texas.
Plus, self-defense with a scooter.
Plus, twins born a week apart, and a driving dalmatian.
Plus, moviegoing rodents and a man who thought it was a good idea to steal a police cruiser.
Plus, an eleven-year-old’s pet beagle saves her from an abduction attempt.
Plus, a very flattering mug shot and a doggy-door intrusion.
Plus, a Houston nursing student was bitten by a nurse shark while on vacation in the Bahamas.
Plus, a woman unexpectedly gave birth to quadruplets.
At First the Count Was Ten U.S. Customs Service agents in Eagle Pass searched the driver and the passenger of a pickup and found eight live snakes wrapped in socks and pantyhose inside the two men’s underwear. Pass the Boysenberry Syrup or Start Saying Your Prayers Charles Bryant of Missouri
THE SIN OF AUSTININ AUSTIN RECENTLY, DURING A public hearing on skinnydipping in Lake Travis, local resident Louis Steinbach testified to attentive city councilmen: “God has the power to destroy this city for its sin…and officials had better realize it.” We do not want to appear soft on sin, but