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Yearning for Zion Ranch

Non-Prophet

Sep 30, 2011 By Katy Vine

When Warren Jeffs fired his attorneys and decided to represent himself in his sexual assault trial, many predicted, accurately, that he would fail miserably. Few realized just what a wild show he would put on.