The Nine-Banded Armadillo
Yes, Guillermo has heard all your roadkill jokes. And even if he could laugh, he wouldn’t.
Guillermo here has heard all the jokes. He knows how many aggies it takes to eat an armadillo (three—two to watch for headlights), why the chicken crossed the road (to show the armadillo it could be done), and what “armadillo” means in spanish (speed bump). And frankly, he’s not amused.
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